(As my camcorder records My roll in My movie I spread My wings and cry 'I'm here!' This part was written for this role)

The best a man can get
Get up in the morning
I never thought I'd see you off
Off to the shops
Who said it was me
Fa so la te do
Deep pan piza pie
Afraid to be nice
Frayed my clothes are fucked
Fucky ducky sorry sorry
It's a sorry little thing
Everything compressed
Come on my tits
do these pants come pressed
I'm out of breath out of town
My head hurts get off get off me
get off with a pile of girls
Shag pile's best
The best a man can get